Good evening everyone,

It's been a while since my last post. I've been transitioning to my new job and it's been quite hectic! Also, I had to "cover" the Heroes return to new episodes by watching them. So I don't know why Y21 had to use Photoshop and stick my avatar on LA Erotica. I guess he was there to take the original picture without me! Y21 will be getting a dropkick from his mom soon! Watch for it as LP preps the graphic!

Here's something to lighten up your day:



Enjoy!

Sorry

Sup Fans!
I'm so sorry for not posting for such a long time
As you know...
The LEJ crew had many things going on in their personal lives.
Such as JPS joining the Big 4, search for new honeys, etc etc
LP working on his career, furthering his studies, and his searchwaitingstyle for that OMFG perfect, beautiful, tall, and freaky girl.
Me? well.... I'm working on my career also, trying to join the other Big thingy also. Big Brother that is.LOL!
Anywayzz, I'm waiting for the results regarding my top secret assessment, working on my BdayY21qalooza on February 9, Renovating my store, Renovating my house, and planning my vacation in Calgary this coming April.
OMFG, Photoshop and Ages of Empires III is ruining me. LOL!

I'm blabbing again.
C. Rice just showed me a photo that she took in LA 2 days ago. She's pretty ticked off because some drunk guy jumped on her photo. Kinda Out of focus. Isn't the Heroes Launch in LA?
Man, I'd hate to be that guy. If I went to Erotica Los Angeles, my mom would drop kick me then finish me off with a HERfeet2MahHeadStyle.

Oh well

Meeting this Thursday!
Why do we still have higher APM than JPS after not posting for a week?
Hmmm....

LEJ Insultings, we should come up with the funds to finance it later next month?

N@uks!
PS. I'm posting more comic stuff and Abpreviations later on this week

-=AFK=-

Sup Fans!!! First & Foremost we'd like to address rumors that LEJ is Dead -> Nah. Some of us are just slow & like hanging out in the geriatric ward to feel better about low APM levels. LEJ is alive & well. This blog still pwns! We've been busy traversing the globe trying to get sponsors & further our careers & Project Asia plans! Biz LP just recently came back from assignment in Switzerland to cover the 2007 FIS World Cup Snowboard Championship! (Nice goggles dude!! -> damn right) Dem Swiss know how to host a boarding party! WOW! Switch.Backside.1260 pwns!!! (BIG Air kicks! Halfpipe rocks!) -> 20 bonus pts for a 1440!

Meanwhile JPS was on the red carpet to cover the 1st 2007 ep of Heroes: JPS whats that you say? -> 'Veee-illian?'
Biz LP -> 'Villian?'
JPS -> 'No....Veeee-llian....never mind. Hiro replica sword rocks!'
If you haven't heard HEROES pt2 of Season 1 is back!!!!

In related news Y21 still holdin it down & battlin' snow, giant icicles, long johns & noobs in R.Town.

Later
-LP
"How do you stop an exploding man?"

gmail.com weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Sup Fans!


Just came back from saving the world.
Twas a Doozy-
But I won't bore you with the details.
I'll tell you one thing, JPS didn't help.

Anywayzzz...
To share some important news.
My secretary, Christina Ricey, has just finished her 4 day project of setting our own Gmail account.
OMFG, all our fans can email us now. YAY!
I'll show you celebration pictures later.
TTYL!

N@uks!

Hmmmmmm & an FYI? wow

SORRY FANS!

Sorry for the lack of postings
Been playing around with Photoshop.
I think our LEJ 2.5 team's brainstorming this past few weeks have been paying off.
We have 2 banners, many avatars, jokes, meetings, postings, anonymous fan comments, our own comments, low apms, high apms, real pictures, LEJ pictures, talk back jabs, laying of smack downs, and of course giggle creatilities. Not to mention the opprobrious moments.
However,
We need a secret Hideout or a Head Office.
A ku;l name too.
Like.....
2Awesome
LEJ Cafe
Los ChuAngNez from
g to the Gspot
Terrocritic
DamnLEJ
HeckUniversity
LEJ Gardens
Gant Cosmetiques
2riceteas&acokePlz
GOPINK
LEJ Mountains.
LEJ Insultings?
I dunno...

I think we might also evolve to a Comic Blog LOL!

FYI,
Just wanted to share this again...

N@uks!

-=For the Collectors=-

SUP Fans! Aftermath of 50! I had this GIF planned for our 50th but was upstaged by JPS! No biggie! He representin for the LEJ Crew just fine!!!! Congrats again on joinin the ranks of the BIG 4 JP. Dont forget about us 'little people' once you hit it big -> P.S. when can we use your expense account? Somone keeps sending me a memo about buying a phone card + laptop.

Anyways in Celebration of our 50++ posts LEJ is invading your desktop!!!! Strickly for our collectors! ENJOY!

From the: Special Limited Edition Fresh faced Noobs to Hard Core Vets Collection

D/L instructions: Click pic (for larger version) and save AS.
1/ Go to control panel + display (Don't strecth this Mofo! LEJ does not strech like some of your cheaper brands out there. Center it or Tile it! haha J/K do whatever U want) P.S. -> y21 don't try doing a backflip while following these instructions.
2/For best results change desktop background colour to black or the increasingly popular accounting pink (TM -> we trademark this yet?).

LP. WayOUT. ->busting APM meters since 2007
P.S. For you hardcore fans out there -> point out which AvA is missing from that image and score 15 bonus pts! Extra double bonus if you can define 5 words.wordigans on that list. Good luck!

Just looking for a laugh? You're in the right place!

Hello everyone,

I think this blog reminds me of the following comic: Dilbert! It's like we all have our own language within English (Click on display picture to enlarge):


Cheers!

-=Vision in Motion =-

Sup Fans! We at LEJ would like to announce that we are now in MOTION! This is our first GIF! LEJ Way.OUT -> double backflip frog splash animation on its way! Stay tuned! Haha. And yes we are now accepting contract work for ADs or commericals! The LEJ creative division is well on its way! Lot of excitement around here these days! Boil a nice hot cup of green tea (with roasted rice) and come join us for more LEJ moments!

<-- 'Ghost Reporting?' Nah. LEJ is also going into the watermark security industry!! WOW these guys are expanding faster than a Zergling bum rush @ 120 APM!!!!

later!
-BiZ LP
P.S. Rumor has it there's a party coming up for LEJ's 50th post! Thats right # 50! Break open that expensive bottle of Cristal, grab them piles of benjamins, put on your favorite tux and join us for a celebration!!!

Joined the Big 4!

Good evening everyone,

Good news! I just got into a Big 4 accounting firm! Another step up in my career! But I have no idea what to do after getting my designation. I'll think about that when the time comes though!

Y21, I sent you an invite because I already have an account so I can't make another one. I can only invite new users to make one. So go ahead and make the blog email at Gmail! I suggest making it consistent with the blog name so lejwayout@gmail.com should be fine.

And what is Suvi? SUV? Subie (Subaru)?

Cheers!!

Gmail

Suvi?
NawwH.. YOU?

Sigh... JPS
JPS is unaware and ***ually confused again.
As the previous post.. He was late and ditched the meeting early
He should have atleast pretended he knew what was going on.
No wonder he didn't sign the Minutes. He didn't understand anything @ the meeting.
SIgh-
Anywayzzz, atleast he admits it.

However,
Eureka! JPS gonna set up our gmail. LEJ@gmail.com?
He was confused that he forward me an invitation. LOL!

Anywayzzz, Another LEJ Moment.
PS:
Can we use the "Labels" for our posts?
Next meeting will be next week.
Please post relevant shiz to LEJ, LOL!
I think I need an assistant.

N@uks!

Fishbowls......

Sup Fans!






Another LEJ Moment at the office....

I Luv Photoshop
N@uks!

What is going on?

Fans~

Sup?

Just wanted to show you all the locations of where most of our visitors are from.
I painted it, that's why I'm a bit messy on the photo.
The photo shows me holding the 2000kg painting.
Also, JPS was spewing accounting pink of him, it kinda got my right cheek & hat.
Wow, for some reason, Southern Alberta is the most active.... must be a house on the border of SE/NE of a major city?
I'm soo happy I have Photoshop now, I can do "Abpreviations" segments a lot better next time.

N@uks!

Trying this pad

Attendance:
Y21qdfat
LP
JPS (late)

MINUTES:
Information:
Can JPS setup the gmail account for LEJ? Name Suggestions?
Should we make Bebo, Myspace, & etc. for ourselves?

Attendance & Man Hours:
Y21qdfat division: Excellent-Efficient
LP Division: Excellent-Outstanding
JPS Division: Opprobrious-abitWii-lag

Site Content:
JPS low Posting scores.
How do we make the fans better aware of the situation.
Making fans more aware that this blog is like Angel
Maybe redo Layout or scheme of the site?

Assets:
Should we buy 3 new mouse tablets? Maybe 3 web cams too?
Also, 2 Alienware Laptops, 1 Apple Laptop... Can we find a way to get these for FREE?

Promotions:
Announce LP's promotion to Admin.

Advertising:
LEJ Communications Commercial.

Expenses:
Long distance calls, seems to be all charged to Y21qdfat's Awesome Division. How can we avoid this? Maybe the other 2 divisions can share the load? Phonecards? lol

Progress:
Are we still on track?
Can JPS make a progress report?
Did the Ding Dongs fall thru in JPS department?

Sponsors:
Evian is a must..... Y21qdfat don't drink anything but Evian.

Clothing Line:
What is the clothing line's accurate name?

Sign Using Comments To State You Are Aware of Everything That Was Discussed.

Our First Official Memo Pad!

Sup Fans!





I've finally got Photoshop installed.
Sigh-
I told LP not to show the commercial.
JPS wouldn't be happy about the accounting ding dongs that will comes along by showing that commercial LP!

Anywayz,
We're deciding if this New Memo Pad will work for our 2 man meetings.
LOL!
I mean 3.

Anywayz, here's our new E.B.-Pad.
That's right, Electronic Blog Pad.


N@uks!

-=Episode 3: Reality Strikes=-

Sup Fans!

I would like to announce that LEJ has broken into the Russian Cell phone market! Congrats on achieving this milestone! LEJ -> Hooking you up with calls since 2007! (J/K -> please dont write to us about this)

Episode 3 of our Comic Strip is BACK! In this episode we find our favorite AVA's trying to make a name for themselves and get some $$$ along the way...no idea how successful they were though...

-LP. WayOUT.

LEJ's Today's Abpreviation.

Abpreviations.
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/
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Book:Leaving Earth for Jupiter?
Company: Low Energy Juices
Meh- I dunno: Losers Expects Joy

N@uks!

-=Theme Music=- (More Cowbell for sure!)

Sup fans!
Lot of updates in these past few days! Thanks Y21 for posting a mini updates section in his last post. Stay tuned! The best shiz is still to come! We need a recap section on the R-Side of this blog (Y21 post a link to our Cast List there! *hint *hint)

All classic trips need a theme song!!!

I vote for anything LP or--> 'This ain't a scene, its an Arms Race' <-- (Click link for Vid) by Fallout Boy!

->Actually I just wanted to see if this embedded video would work! haha j/k (vid in slow motion Y21?)
Fallout Rocks -> Check out their new disc Infinity on High (in stores Feb 2007)

JPS + Y21 you got any K, J ( or V, C, X, Y, Z) pop rock hip hop suggestions? (You figure out what the V, C, X, Y, Z stand for and you get 5 bonus points! -> bonus pts WTF? haha Ya its that kind of blog).

Later,

-LP

p.s. lol not to pry or anything.....
but can we change giggles (in the intro up top) to something else....like laugh. roar. scream. bodyslam. superbody slam. piledriver. full nelson. bostoncrab. leg drop. elbow drop. something along those lines??

thx!

Deja Vu? Who?

p.p.s less posts per page plz. my korean friends are having trouble loadin diz page! THx!

Bebo Bebo BeBo is now offline Bebo Bebo Bebo

SUP FANS!

BEBO
Gawd, I miss Bebo.
I almost perfected my page.
I uploaded a lot of photos this week.
I even had my baby Photos (maybe a bit too much?)
I miss the fans and the somewhat penpal.
800+ views was hella good for 2 weeks.
LOL!
Too many crazy fans.
Had to stop it. >_< 4 days ago, I was taking pictures at work. An old man came up to me and asked, "You gonna post it on Bebo?" OMG, I was sooo scared. ANywayzzz, I had to cancel it. :( Maybe I'll get my own site.

****
LEJ MEMO
Hey LP & JPS, we need to find a way to keep the fans current with the site, Like how they recap on TV Shows or like in Dilbert Comics.
Maybe JPS would like to sign us up to Gmail. He should, he like filling up forms.
I'm still trying to find time to install.
Working on deals for Webcams, Tablets, Laptops, Camera, HD Cam.

****
PS.
FYI
I'm having an urge for something.
Kinda feels like I want to watch an Asian Movie in a New Age Apple Laptop inside a New Toyota while wearing a Naruto T-Shirt.


Site Updates:
JPS actually posted
Changed explanation
Considering getting a gmail account
Avatars galore
BEBO was canceled.
JPS still trying to take Jabs @ me.
Basically, it still 2 1/2 Posters @ LEJ.

N@uks!

Needs More COwBellSd

Sup Fans!


"Y"2Da "TWO" 2da "1" "KYU" "d" "f" "HEY" "dEE"
EhLLLLAlicIOUS~

Anywayz, JPS trying to show his fangs again.
I have no idea why he keeps testing the waters.
For a guy who wears a lot of accounting pink, he really is Vulgar.
Thankfully, we sent JPS to all of TLC's Makeover shows just to make sure they don't miss a thing to fix. I'm actually mentioning TLC because they might do a documentary about us.
For some reason, I just can't seem to be intimidated about the previous post.
With its mediocre jabs about my profession and the hinting about my real name.
LOL!

Anywayz, at first I thought JPS' post needed more cowbells.
But it actually needed more Christmas Trees.

N@uks!

Sales Vs. Accounting

Good afternoon everyone.

First and foremost, I just want to clarify the Build A Bear obsession only belongs to Mr. Y21 and not the entire LEJ crew. FYI, L = Y21. So again, only L/Y21 has an inclination toward building his own inanimate object to use as a substitute figure for compassion and loyalty.

***
Thank you to LP for the hard work on the avatars. FYI - E = LP

***
As for the colours, there is no such thing as Accounting Pink. I guess it's the Sales Vs. Accounting battle like on NBC's hit show The Office. Y21 is in Retail Sales, not the museum curator or librarian or Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo he is fictitiously promoting in his profile.

My colour is Imperial Gold of Chinese dynasties of yore. Of course, silver and bronze colours are also suitable as is Jade Green. Remember to check out "Curse of the Golden Flower" <滿城盡帶黃金甲>with wide release next week!

-=Cast List=-

Cast List for LEJ Way.OUT project Asia:

Our long awaited cast list is finally out (long awaited? who made the cut? the real JPS is back? why so many?'s. Keep readin) -> good thing we waited till end of season 1 to get this out....so as to not confuse fans....haha

Good Ol' Y21 -> we blame you for gettin us hooked on this bloggin thing. Power source: Rice baby!
Sometimes he gets an APM (Actions per Min) of Cr@zy and goes ninjitsu on us (like the Hulk but goes ninja instead of green). See pic Below ->

Y21's alter ego -> Ninja style Y21. Threat level-> High. Do not approach if seen. He will pwn you especially in a 1 vs 1 or 1 vs 2 battle of wits (how about 1 vs 3 you ask? no idea but i'm sure he's up for the challenge)





LP -> fun, cool, witty + known to have a short attention span + a meh 'if its going to happen it'll happen' type of attitude. Lately it looks like Bizarro (Biz) LP has taken over a lot of posting.... (see below)




Biz LP (LP's alter. obviously) -> fun, cool, witty + unpredictable. Currently he overseas LEJ.Way.OuT's clothing line + is chief editor of our comic strip. Multi-Talented. Power source: Bacon & Rice! Threat level->Moderate.





JT -> Smart. Informative. Down to Business. Copyright enforcer. Thesaurus master. The only one who blogs in english and that fans can understand? Nuff said.




JPS (JT's alter. aka Cig) -> Don't be fooled by the look a like with the 'accouting pink' tie (Somehow the fake JPS made his way into our blog for 1 post. Can u believe that fake JPS didn't even have real Jade Green). The real JPS X'd em out (Jamie Kennedy style)!! Imperial Gold JPS is a 'momma gonna knock you out' smooth & stylin ava. He's here for the kakei & the cards. BTW -> Nice shades. That tie made of imperial gold too? (Knowing JPS -> of course. we expect no less).

Question mark? (thats a strange ava u say) Whose this you ask? How the hell do we know (we only post on this site). But it seems like Opprobrious has become the buzz word of the month at LEJ. This mysterious figure may be you, your friend(s). It may be a penguin. It may be a George Forman Grill. Who knows?! This cast is always growing. Maybe it needs a female ava to join in?? Maybe its the infamous JV? (nah. He's our #1/Only fan by the way)

WOW! Congrats for makin it through this long post! (you must be a fan by now! If not, you're welcome we like wasting your time as well. Thanks! This delicate time wasted brought to you by LEJ Way.OuT).

For those of you still with us: this blog chronicles the adventures of these ava's (avatars) on their quest to plan a trip of a lifetime through Asia. A quest to rediscover their heritage, have great food (very important), new adventures, meet new friends, develop their ninja skills, laugh and of course stay true to the LEJ Way.OUT project Asia philosophy! (we have one? dunno...).

-LP
P.S. for those that know this blog is like 'Angel' (this pwned btw)...it gets better + better but you gotta stay tuned!
P.P.S (what the hell does this stand for?)*****Message for Y21: Can we put a link to this post under our banner -> so that new fans can get caught up*****