12.28.2007

-=Local PwNage=-

Pwning up pedestrians since '88.

Happy New Year noobs!

12.08.2007

-=Ho Ho Ho -> Dats what she said=-

Looks like its dat time of year again. Here at LEJ we love xmas trees! If you have some pics, please send it to y21. We want to display as many as we can during the holiday season!!!

Wow I miss out on 2 weeks at LEJ HQ and there are so many new developments.

1. Y21 samples new flavours
2. JP, LP, 21 get good AB workout discussing couches, nuts and packages. =P
3. LP loses brain cells
4. LP gets 12 hours sleep
5. Brain cells return

Cheers!

-LP

P.S. On a side note apparently here are our gangsta names (according to http://gangstaname.com/):

LP: Secret Mexican
JP: Sherman Tank Bastard
Y21: John Cougar Rot Sloth

11.14.2007

16-Bit Tribute



Pong, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Pokemon, Zelda, Mario

11.03.2007

Project Europe




Also need to add Project Europe and visit Germany's BMW Welt and drive the Autobahn!
Source: BMW, Supercars.net

10.30.2007

Abbreviations

Can you guys see the hidden message?


Planning
Unfortunately
Requires
Elemental
Prowness
When
Noone
Accepts
Gatthering
E-tickets

I vote, for LP.


N@uks!
y21qdfat[telus]

10.27.2007

-=Chapter 7. Ep 23=-

More updates:

=/>Y21 -> love square pwner. U need tips on managing a 4 way love trapezoid (or pentagon/hexagon/duo-daga-non) contact this dude (E.Yu can also teach a course in this. but may be of lower quality).

=/> Halloween parties rock. So many pwnage costumes. V for Vendetta. 300 Spartan. Halo. Legion of Doom. Duff Bear Man. The Tick + Arthur. Johnny Bravo on radioactive roids **backjumps** a pirate for 10 points!!!!!

=/> All clay should be packed up + shipped to Mars

=/> Finally got my sleep back. Damn hate when this guy wonders off.

=/> Apparently my brain is back too. Strange how sleep + brain are related neh?

=/> Pro Cooking Pwns. We need LEJ Merchandise ASAP. T-Shirts. TP. Sunglasses. Medicine Balls. Frying Pans. OJ. Even LEJ bacon. Get crackin dudes.

Vid of Friday vs Monday:


10.25.2007

A new Era. The GOODBALL SAGA

Hey folks

This is Y21qdfat.
My life is back to normal again. (Unlike some people. hahaha! I kid! I kid!)
JK
I realized that I'm not really helpful

Anywayz, as you know. Many things are happening with the LEJ Crew.

Basically. We're in a "GOODBALLS" saga.
A few chapters I'd like to note:

Y21qdfat VS CALLER ID VS FATHER
MIA via EMAIL
FYI within an FYI
OVERTIME OVERTIME OVERTIME
I'm going CRAZY!
Why is y21qdfat tagged with a Telus now? y21qdfat[telus]
CLay, an artist's BFF
WTF! I can have two GFs and NO1 can get HURT? amazing!
A D A D A D A D I just can't get ENOUGH of ADADAD!~
Fucking DHL can't find $600 worth of shipment
y21qdfat got recruited by CLAN NEX!!!! gosu clan
many many more



Yes, the video is title GOODBALLS

N@uks!

10.15.2007

-=Lazy Sunday=-

Cupcake attack MuthaF*&KHa

10.13.2007

FKCUGNI SaKNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This guy is my new IDOL




N@uks!

LAN PARTY TIME !!!!!!!

10.09.2007

10.06.2007

-=B x 4=-

Big Big Big Pure Pwnage Video Contest Entry. LooooL.

10.01.2007

-=EVDS Advanced Studio Project=-



Prototype 1: eh. some flaws. does not like gravity.
Bye-bye Bender's beer guzzling buddy.

9.23.2007

One of the most influencial speeches I've heard

SUP?

Ever wonder why you hang out with certain people?
Ever wonder why you act a certain way?
Larry David and other writers try to explain it. But no one really knows why.
They can put bits and pieces here and there. But never come to one complete conclusion.
Such as Douglas Adam's Deep Thought had the answer to Life, Everything, and the Universe, but never knew what the question was.

9.16.2007

LAPTOP, my 5th Favourite thing in the world.

SUP!

My best friend LP is in need for a laptop that will fulfill his needs.
I had to step in to help him out.
We can't make the same mistake our friend did here.


N@uks!

(You can actually search for N@uks! in GOOGLE LOL!"

9.12.2007

9.10.2007

Y21 looking into a ride....

Y21 has been spotted in the Subie dealerships looking to score a WRX:


But he also looked at Mazda...but I told him to wait for this:

Next-Gen Mazda 6!!!
Zoom Zoom Zoom!

Maybe I shouldn't have told him so that I can get it for myself and not be P.O.'ed if he got it!

Cheers,

-JT aka JPS

9.05.2007

Decisions, Decisions...

iPods galore:
  • Shuffle - new colours
  • Nano - bigger screen, video enabled, new menus, increased capacities
  • Classic - metal enclosure, new menus, increased capacities
  • Touch - phoneless iPhone, wifi, iTunes wifi store
  • iPhone - not for Canucks yet until Rogers does something about it!~


8.31.2007

Apple Event - Sept 5!

Source: Apple
New iPods - iPhone Nano? Nano Video iPod? Widescreen Video iPod?
Can't wait!
Note: Y21 ignore this and go play with your Archos/Zen/Zune/other media player! Haha.

8.29.2007

-=JPS B.Day Extravaganza=-

Is it just moi or JP's looking more mature + intelligent + classy today?


Heard even classic JP is around here somewhere. And you all know classic JP will smoke you in a heads up one liner battle. JP u rock. 2.5 Decades on planet earth. 99 favors/yr. Great fam + friends and only 12775 days till retirement.

aventurer en songer -> dare to dream. moi francais ack bit off.

-LP

p.s. 21 might have a walking stick if u need 1. Doesn't come in accountin' pink though.

8.14.2007

REPLY

my job only tapped 25% of this.



N@uks!

8.08.2007

Congrats to Y21!


It's been a while since an RL update!

Y21 is out on his own and secured employment. Watch out when using your communication mediums as they may be listening/spying! But you can always call in with stupid IT questions to annoy him...^_^ J/K

Congrats!

8.05.2007

Watermelons

SUP!


WE SO GOTTA BUY THESE WATERMELONS NEXT YEAR.
OR 2 YEARS FROM NOW




N@uks!

ps.

I'll make new Avas soon

Lantern Festival

Lantern Festivals in Toronto and Montreal.



Lets make an entry after I graduate with our LEJ Lifestyles characters.

8.03.2007

Internet TV everywhere.




Thanks to Purepwnage internet TV is poppin up faster than those moles at your local whac-a-mole carnival.

Check out Michael Cera (21 u gotta catch up on your Arrested Development) and his friend Clark:

http://www.clarkandmichael.com/

8.02.2007

WOW, soo Close to home

Bomb scare in Chestermere
Suspicious package was just a ticking clock
Calgary Herald
Published: Monday, July 30, 2007

Police evacuated 40 Chestermere homes Monday afternoon after Canada Post received a suspicious package and called the RCMP.

The post office contaced police about 2 p.m. after placing the package in a field near West Chester Green.

It turned out to be a ticking clock and electronics mailed to a Chestermere resident as a gift.

Although the package certainly appeared suspicious, it was actually a gift for a Chestermere resident, said Sgt. Art Pittman of the Chestermere detachment.
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A 150-metre perimeter was established around the package. Forty houses were evacuated around West Chester Green, starting at about 3 p.m. It took about 30 minutes to get everyone out.

A reception area was established for the displaced residents at the Town Hall on Marina Drive.

Chestermere RCMP, EMS, the fire department and public works were on scene.

The matter was resolved by the evening and residents were allowed to return home.



© Calgary Herald 2007




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7.31.2007

In the news...

Tick...Tock...

  • Post Office receives audible package
  • Package placed in field
  • Homes evacuated
  • Police, Ambulances, the fire department and public works involved
Someone is now famous in his neighbourhood!

6.18.2007

Summertime


Hey everyone,

Summertime means BBQ and blockbuster hits!

Check out some comedy to keep things lighthearted:



Cheers,

-JT aka JPS
Images Copyrighted: Viz Media, Tokyo TV, 20th Century Fox

6.14.2007

Huh...



Three Unknown Azns
Huh....... looks familiar.





Hey JPS, she can dance as good as you >_<

BOUGHT A PLANE TICKET & A PEP TALK...

I think that's the only "Title" that's actually related to today's events.
Was able to talk to J"Accounting Pink"S and buy my $1034.66 First Air One Way Ticket to Calgary.


((Ah First Air: A whole Jet to yourself; I feel like I'm in Counterstrike))
SUP?

Yesterday night was finally a "sleep night." After much deliberation, I realized the North's or the Artic's 24hour daylight is my Kryptonite.

I always thought I was awesome and that nothing could stop me. I was a confident little fuck.

Ofcourse, I learned my lesson when I realized that you could not plan everything in your life.
Such as these little stories:
When I lost a game to some noob.
When I couldn't get my dream job.
When I lost my grandmother.
When I had to stop a fast moving Pallet of Pop from crushing me.
When I couldn't find certain Issues of the Backlash series.
When I couldn't buy everything I wanted.
When I got bad marks because I didn't study.
When I lost files or work because I didn't save or backup my files.
When my wrist got fucked because some Inuk kid kicks my hand to stop me from picking up a quarter from the floor.
When I had to sell all of my furniture after just buying them for my house because I had to move to the Artic.
When Head Office wants you to decrease labour but gives you 400 extra man hours of work per month.
When one of your so called friend doesn't want pick you up @ the airport after spending two years in the Arctic.

Life is like this because majority of the people in the world are directly or indirectly screwing over each other. Be it your boss's secret agenda to milk your very soul. Your so called friends with their investment proposals which will only benefit them. The goverment's mishandling of your tax money. Or some random drunk driver running over your loved ones. Some Health Inspector who abuses their power and closes down your business.

The problem is, we do this to achieve our "High Standard of Living."
((Damn, he got fukked))

I should really just not blab on this blog because I think we're all already off topic in our whole LEJ Way.OUT Project Asia.

I propose we sell the Project Asia Trademark and establish "Project Lifestyles" "That shit's funny" "Banter between friends" "Huh... This could be useful."

N@uks.

PS:
I remember now what this post is about

PS2:
I was suppose to tell you guys, I'm leaving the Artic on July 8, 2007

PSONE:
Hmm... Can you guys use a professional looking sign?

Welcome L___ M___
LEJ Way.OUT Ltd.


PS2 Slim:
JPS said he can pick me up also. I guess we can test the whole myth that Toyota and Hondas don't mix. (I still think they'll fight to the death... I've seen lots of Cock Fights)

PS3:
I hope you guys pick me up

LOL!

N@uks!

6.13.2007

FUCK YOU GW+MOAT+24HOURDAYLIGHT!



FUCK YOU
GLOBAL WARMING FOR MELTING MY ICE!!!
FUCK YOU
MOAT FOR SURROUNDING MY HOUSE!!!
FUCK YOU
24HOUR DAYLIGHT FOR GIVING ME ONLY 3-4 HOUR SLEEP!!!


ANYWAYZZZ
FUCK YOU GUYS!!! I'M GOING HOME!!!


PS: See what the all the cultures in the world did to that Polar Bear?

6.12.2007

-=Age of LEJ PwNage=-

Top 5 Reasons LEJ pwns

5. Straight up pwnage Comments. No comparison. Like Y21 said "It's like comparing a log to a toothpick"

4. We got the micro, macro & medio skills (Medio -> ability to perform at an intermediate/moderate skill level with minimal effort. We strive for only the best at LEJ)

3. SFC -> Smart, Freaky, Cool (No we can't teach this....you gotta pwn it)

2. Accountin’ Pink, Antenna’s, Sec Button (nuff said)

1. LP, JP…YP?

-=JP you gonna rock it not matter what=-

Here's some work from my favorite DA artist ENDLING (Maneuver mouse over pic. Click to enlarge. Read. Laugh...u got lost at step 2? damn improve those medio skills):


Here's his cast of characters for Everafter -> best underground online comic

Later
-BiZ LP


6.11.2007

Funny or Die - Will Ferrell's version of Youtube


Hey everyone,

Speaking of Pwnage, check this out:

The Landlord

Funny or Die

6.10.2007

-=21st Century Pwn-Age=-



On behalf of all true hardcore pwners... put your hands together and welcome Mr. JT (aka JPS) to the 21 st Century Pwn-age! It's bout' time!!!
Grats on finally watching the best show on the net!
Now get out there and start pwning some noobs >Wii Style<.
-BiZ LP

p.s. Just the other day pwn'ed a level 6 rogue with a Level 4 lock.
p.p.s. when we gonna get some pwnage shirts + mouse pad + hat?

6.09.2007

-=Security Breach: Thief caught on Tape=-


FYI: June 7th, 2007 Security cameras at LEJ headquarters CS captured the following images:





Several witnesses confirm the individual caught on tape is none other than the infamous limited edition (10K world wide) 'smile time' Angel. Among the missing items were packets of pigs blood (whats this doing at LEJ? We get thirsty sometimes u know), throwing knives, a harpoon (armor piercing), several designer button up shirts, gel and a hockey stick.

One of the items left by the thief was a note with early Birthday wishes to a BiZ LP signed PC.

If you see the above individual (not on re-runs) do not approach without adequate ninjitsu training, a stake or some girl named Buffy or some British dude named Wes by your side. Although he is small and made of fluffy stuff he can still kick ass (puppet demons from Smile Time can confirm that this dude kicks some serious puppet a%&).

Later,
-Biz LP

p.s. you like the rec button?

6.08.2007


Tech update: New iPhone is coming out! No announcements for Canada yet.


More info here: http://www.iloungeserver.com/iLounge_TheFreeiPodBook3_p.pdf

Y21 - Time to upgrade from your Satellite phone

I'm just kidding! Y21, is this how your phone looks like? Post a pic of your phone before you leave the North!

Cheers,

JT aka JPS

6.04.2007

Shampoo + Conditioner

SUP!

The title has no meaning what so ever

The last post, was done really really late @ night after working more than 17 hours doing Inventory counts.
In the Artic, your body clock is "Fukked". Since the daylight time here are soo long.
Soo, I'm not gonna edit it.
^_^

What else is there to say? Hmmmm....
I need a new avatar :P

Who's the better gamer?

Captain N or Jeremy aka Teh_pwnerer






VS






N@uks!

6.03.2007

When all the your qualities start to mesh... Kinda feeels like...

hmmmm...
What's an ez smile
Like when Captain N and Link met.
(What a deadly pair)

Now my brain and skills and talent are united!
Like Voltron



Maybe Oprah might ask me on "How" to get this feeling I'm having

LOL!
Only problem is I can't stand Oprah 90% of the time.

N@uks!

CODE NAME y21qSHEIDER

This move is making me feel like being reborn
I feel like yelling "CODE NAME Y21qdfat!"




I know that 3 sword guy!
Zoro from One Piece ^_^

Zoro is a master swordsman, able to use one, two and three swords in varying attack styles, although he is most proficient with his Santōryū (literally: three sword style). Lacking a third hand for a third sword, Zoro holds his third sword in his mouth.

6.02.2007

-=Systems Down=-



On Thursday May 31, 2007 at 10:38 am the following message was sent by 21 and filtered by the IT department at LEJ headquarters C.S. division.








Thanks 21. Even Ctrl-Alt-Del didn't fix this. We have to replace our pc's with m.books now.

In unrelated news, though y21 wasn't in C.S. to experience OTAFEST 2007 he did somehow get his name on the registration form. Naruto's crew along with his enemies were all there. Pasty vamp's, Sora, Squall, Cloud, Vincent, big blades, killer plastic guns and some dude with 3 plastic swords strapped to his waist (ya 3 swords. damn he can't even hold em all at the same time!!!) made an appearance at OTA. No fre.ky hot cool though.


Later
-BiZ LP

p.s./FYI -> new comments

5.31.2007

Remember to get a RIDE too!

Hey everyone,

Y21 is migrating south and is trading in the Snowdogs for a set of wheels. In consideration:
  • VW Rabbit
  • Honda Civic
  • Subaru WRX
My vote goes to the Subie!





But wait! I also vote for the Lancer!

Can't consider the Impreza without looking at the Lancer! The entry level is out and it is a great vehicle in its class. Mitsu EVO X will be out soon and their should be a mid level tuned Lancer (Ralliart?) to go against the WRX.

And of course the Mazdaspeed3! Have to vote for this too!



Cheers,

-JT aka JPS

5.29.2007

Buh Bai, Good Bye, TTUL, Sayonara, Sige, ..............


GOODBYE ICE HOME WITH SUNLIGHT


Damn,
I just realized I need all of these shit

BED
TV
INTERNET
POTS
RICE
BLANKET
PILLOW
SHAMPOO
SOAP
TOOTHPASTE
TOOTHBRUSH
SHAVING CREAM
TABLE
CHAIR
DESK
PRINTER
FRONT LOAD WASHER
VACUM
EXTENSION CORD
EUROASIAN GIRLFRIEND
MOTOROLLA CELLPHONE
ohyah
JOB
SOO MUCH TO GET.

That's not including the Real Boss's Errands >_<

ARRGhhh... Damn you Family Values! I love You Too much Family Values!
*(Dramatic Yelling)

N@uks!

MOVE OUT OLD ---->

3 friends (L,E & J), 1 ambition, 2 working minds & 1 mission: 12 months in Asia (Target: 2010).
Join them on this long winding road full of new friends, laughs (leg drops & sumo splash?), sponsors & cash, imperial clad MC Iron Chef battles & back rash, ninjitsu tai chi hone them pure pwnage skills, bacon & rice, yo dude will this suffice?

[Please direct fan mail to Monsieur Y.21: y21qdfat@hotmail.com ]
Hit up them comments section. -> (Whats diz? Damn BiZ LP was here)

5.20.2007

This just in: Y21 is drooling over LP's last post!

Hey everyone,

I can't believe this sequel is actually coming! I never got skills for this game but loved playing it. Y21 is a crazy RTS guy who was good enough for clans and Koreans! LP and I couldn't take Y21 2:1 unless Y21 was cocky enough to try something really out of the ordinary! Check out the videos below...especially the nuke in the last video!

Cheers,

-JT aka JPS
















5.19.2007

-= SC II =-


"Hell. It's about time." -Tychus Findlay.

"My life for Aiur!!!!"
"Ghooost Reportin"
"eraharrrach"

Protoss, Terran and Zerg are back!!! Dragoons are dead. Immortals are in. SCV's got buff and Lings get swarm crazy. It's time to go to war. Better get that micro up. The sequel to the greatest RTS is back.

5.14.2007

-=Musk-Ox carries Y21 South=-


Sup Fans!
Welcome to Season 2 of LEJ....wait when did Season 1 end??? Hmm...maybe we have this mixed up with the start of Pure Pwnage season 2! Jeremy pwns all you noobs!!! Yo Y21 we gotta start our LEJ Merchandise Store soon. U get your secretary to type up that OJ meeting yet?

Anyways...the Northern winds have been tough on our friend 21 (he's had some frost n.i.p. troubles) and now he's heading down south musk-cocoa-ox style.

Here’s Y21’s 10 step homecoming plan. Homecoming you ask? Isn’t Y21 too old for that?

Y21’s fail proof 10 step plan to move south.

Step 1:

LP: stays at Y21's. Y21 pays LP to stay there. Why? LP will raise Y21's property value by his mere presence. Plus LP will eventually lead Y21 to a pot of gold or a sack of rice. Meh? Both are nice.

Step 2: see step 1. Done. Game Over. Pwnage.

Step 3?: Y21 gets a smart car to store his bag.

Step 4: Mid-winter, Midnight BBQ at Y21's. JP can flip burgers.

Step 5: Y21 hires high school kids with mad macro to move furniture + practice wrestling moves on.

Step 6: Elder Inuk stalks Y21 + asks about his Facebook.

Step 7: Ex-Sumo wrestler gives Y21 a relaxing massage.

Step 8: Y21 starts pwning at the WSVG Sweden (better start honing them pwnage skills) and with the $ top prize money $ buys LP a nice Digital Video Camera. JP special edition Adidas shoes. And picks up some really nice socks + a carton of milk for himself.

Step 9: Shiz too many steps. This was over at step 2.

Step 10: Dave from Purepwnage kicks everyones a$s.

Later,
-BiZ LP

5.01.2007

Back from Stateside!

Hey everyone,

Sorry I've been out of town for a few weeks in the US for work and now I'm back up north in Canuck territory. Speaking of North and Territory, Y21 is thinking of migrating from the way up north to his nest here! Anyway, here's a couple of pics of where I've been:



Now it's back to work and an online course so that should keep me busy! LP is busy counting down to when he will return to his studies!

Cheers.

-JT aka JPS