FYI: June 7th, 2007 Security cameras at LEJ headquarters CS captured the following images:
Several witnesses confirm the individual caught on tape is none other than the infamous limited edition (10K world wide) 'smile time' Angel. Among the missing items were packets of pigs blood (whats this doing at LEJ? We get thirsty sometimes u know), throwing knives, a harpoon (armor piercing), several designer button up shirts, gel and a hockey stick.
One of the items left by the thief was a note with early Birthday wishes to a BiZ LP signed PC.
If you see the above individual (not on re-runs) do not approach without adequate ninjitsu training, a stake or some girl named Buffy or some British dude named Wes by your side. Although he is small and made of fluffy stuff he can still kick ass (puppet demons from Smile Time can confirm that this dude kicks some serious puppet a%&).
Later,
-Biz LP
p.s. you like the rec button?
4 comments:
What's up with this guy? As Y21 via Pure Pwnage would say "Let's take this guy out with our Micro and Head Shots!"
NOTE:
Discovery #67
"If you ever want to remove yourself from a dangerous gathering, show the first gullible idiot your calculator's "sec" button and be prepared for the idiot's realization of the "sec" button's existence. Do this near the administrator for maximum exposure and results. Look down to ground as you're being dismissed or being escorted out."
N@uks!
wow Discovery 67 gets the best comment of the year award (ya i know there were no other nominees but whose countin). Damn this is too good to stay as just a comment. its definitely blog worthy.
You know what's funny?
I think 1/8 the total amount of relevant connection between me and that calculator was spent with that "WTF" day alone.
N@uks!
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