1.02.2007

-= LP & Y21 get some balls….eye balls that is=-

From Fresh Faced Noobs to Hard Core Vets Happy 2K7.
New year = New gear.
LP & Y21’s homes were crushed by an unexpected giant squid (Y21 was able to land a double back flip frog splash crushing blow on the squid so that LP could fry it up ninjitsu style mmmm… tasty). They have now relocated to the penta….wait its hexagon. Hope you guys enjoy your new place. Also due to a recent three way hardcore ninja style clash LP & Y21 have both ended up with bug eyes. No idea how long this will last or the identity of the crazy ninja mofo who messed up LP & Y21 (our bets are on B.Man -> Batman?)
From the '6 sides rockin, grey eye collection' by BiZ LP


In related news Round 1 of the light hardcore match between Y21 & JPS has just wrapped up. Bout 1 results:

A ‘Momma gonna knock you out’ take no prisoners, no BS type of start from JPS
Followed up by a couple of heavy hits and extra combo points for making us look up opprobrious at yourdictionary.com
JPS Critical Hits: “Y21 is living farther north than any of us can imagine, except maybe Santa Claus.” & “"True North Strong and Free" my friend!”
Keywords: aggrieved, Christmas tree, censorship, repercussions, quiescent & of course opprobrious
Bonus Points: classic JPS is definitely back (double bonus), ninja ava revealed (single bonus), 2nd post (double bonus points), copyright notation (single bonus), opprobrious (triple bonus)

Y21 responds with numerous jabs, quick maneuvering & a 'hit'em up' style counter
Crushing blows: “It is all up to JPS to say ‘I am not worthy to use the word Opprobrious’”.
Bonus Points: high APM (single bonus), staying true to the pure pwnage ninja battling way (triple bonus) , Dr. Evil impression (double bonus) & a triple W word bonus (see below)
Keywords: LOL, x-men, wii -> wiki -> will ferrel
Over the Top Death Blow: kamikaze fish pic (nuff said)

Looks like Y21's got his ninja head gear on....Round 2 JPS?



-LP. Way.OUT

7 comments:

y21QdF@t said...

I'd like to thank my family, and my manager, LEJ, for all the support I've recieved from them. I'd also like to Thank god for giving me a beautiful mind. I'd like to thank my stylist and LEJ's Chu line of clothing. I'd also like 2 announce that LEJ will be releasing the Y21qdFat line later this fall. Thank You, and enjoy the blog. pYc3 M8s!

N@uks!
y21qdFat
http://lejwayout.blogspot.com
http://y21qdfat.bebo.com

y21QdF@t said...

Due to popular demand.
I'd like to reply to all about my ninja skills.

I learned them all from Frog, the knight from Chrono Trigger. He taught me well 10 years ago. How old am I you ask? Check my bebo to find out.

N@uks!
http://lejwayout.blogspot.com
http://y21qdfat.bebo.com

Anonymous said...

Skills from the frog? Ahahahaaha!!
I have been studying, my lord!

I have come to the conclusion...
If I am to defeat you, I have to find my inner demons...which are begging to be unleased into the world of men.

I will be embarking on a epic quest for the 'Holy Nintendo Controller'. With this controller, I will be able to play the old NES!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I will become so old skool, that you will commit suicide out of complete embarasment for me! HWAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!

Prepare yourself.....

-From a mysterious knight whos name will be anonymous untill the rigt moment.....

LP99 said...

Previous post -> Better be prepared JV. Looks like Y21 is ready to lay the snack...smack down on flies....um foes. A Wii nunchuk may help in your quest.

Frogs got some mad skills. But rumor has it JPS was trained by Pai Mei, Mr. Miyagi, Sammo Hung, Koopa Troopas, Battle Cat (from He-Man), Link, M&M (Red), Mog and the infamous Magus. Heard he even knows what makes Lucca tick & Marle dance.

LP99 said...

Y21 get it right its the "We ain't that broke collection" by Biz LP . WTF is c...h...e...w?

y21QdF@t said...

This is for the press, I'm Sorry for the mis info about the clothing line, However, I'm also pleased to give you advance notice about LEJ's Internet Movies that will be released & edited by the LEJ crew in the coming year.

This is for the mysterious challenger, who disguises himself descriptively for some reason, it would have been easier not to say anything at all. Noob! All I have to say is that I have the muscle memory and Pwnage skillz that even your whole ancestory will take 1000 years to realize how awesome it is. So be prepared to face off Y21qdfat

N@uks!
http://lejwayout.blogspot.com
http://y21qdfat.bebo.com

Anonymous said...

you don't have a stylist.... AHAHAAHAHAHA! we don't have them in rankin inlet, NU! you are so weird and nerdy.. lol