-=Musk-Ox carries Y21 South=-

Sup Fans!
Welcome to Season 2 of LEJ....wait when did Season 1 end??? Hmm...maybe we have this mixed up with the start of Pure Pwnage season 2! Jeremy pwns all you noobs!!! Yo Y21 we gotta start our LEJ Merchandise Store soon. U get your secretary to type up that OJ meeting yet?

Anyways...the Northern winds have been tough on our friend 21 (he's had some frost n.i.p. troubles) and now he's heading down south musk-cocoa-ox style.

Here’s Y21’s 10 step homecoming plan. Homecoming you ask? Isn’t Y21 too old for that?

Y21’s fail proof 10 step plan to move south.

Step 1:

LP: stays at Y21's. Y21 pays LP to stay there. Why? LP will raise Y21's property value by his mere presence. Plus LP will eventually lead Y21 to a pot of gold or a sack of rice. Meh? Both are nice.

Step 2: see step 1. Done. Game Over. Pwnage.

Step 3?: Y21 gets a smart car to store his bag.

Step 4: Mid-winter, Midnight BBQ at Y21's. JP can flip burgers.

Step 5: Y21 hires high school kids with mad macro to move furniture + practice wrestling moves on.

Step 6: Elder Inuk stalks Y21 + asks about his Facebook.

Step 7: Ex-Sumo wrestler gives Y21 a relaxing massage.

Step 8: Y21 starts pwning at the WSVG Sweden (better start honing them pwnage skills) and with the $ top prize money $ buys LP a nice Digital Video Camera. JP special edition Adidas shoes. And picks up some really nice socks + a carton of milk for himself.

Step 9: Shiz too many steps. This was over at step 2.

Step 10: Dave from Purepwnage kicks everyones a$s.

Later,
-BiZ LP