Hey everyone,
Summertime means BBQ and blockbuster hits!
Check out some comedy to keep things lighthearted:
Cheers,
-JT aka JPS
Images Copyrighted: Viz Media, Tokyo TV, 20th Century Fox
6.18.2007
Summertime
Hey everyone,
Summertime means BBQ and blockbuster hits!
Check out some comedy to keep things lighthearted:
Cheers,
-JT aka JPS
Images Copyrighted: Viz Media, Tokyo TV, 20th Century Fox
6.14.2007
BOUGHT A PLANE TICKET & A PEP TALK...
I think that's the only "Title" that's actually related to today's events.
Was able to talk to J"Accounting Pink"S and buy my $1034.66 First Air One Way Ticket to Calgary.
((Ah First Air: A whole Jet to yourself; I feel like I'm in Counterstrike))
SUP?
Yesterday night was finally a "sleep night." After much deliberation, I realized the North's or the Artic's 24hour daylight is my Kryptonite.
I always thought I was awesome and that nothing could stop me. I was a confident little fuck.
Ofcourse, I learned my lesson when I realized that you could not plan everything in your life.
Such as these little stories:
When I lost a game to some noob.
When I couldn't get my dream job.
When I lost my grandmother.
When I had to stop a fast moving Pallet of Pop from crushing me.
When I couldn't find certain Issues of the Backlash series.
When I couldn't buy everything I wanted.
When I got bad marks because I didn't study.
When I lost files or work because I didn't save or backup my files.
When my wrist got fucked because some Inuk kid kicks my hand to stop me from picking up a quarter from the floor.
When I had to sell all of my furniture after just buying them for my house because I had to move to the Artic.
When Head Office wants you to decrease labour but gives you 400 extra man hours of work per month.
When one of your so called friend doesn't want pick you up @ the airport after spending two years in the Arctic.
Life is like this because majority of the people in the world are directly or indirectly screwing over each other. Be it your boss's secret agenda to milk your very soul. Your so called friends with their investment proposals which will only benefit them. The goverment's mishandling of your tax money. Or some random drunk driver running over your loved ones. Some Health Inspector who abuses their power and closes down your business.
The problem is, we do this to achieve our "High Standard of Living."
((Damn, he got fukked))
I should really just not blab on this blog because I think we're all already off topic in our whole LEJ Way.OUT Project Asia.
I propose we sell the Project Asia Trademark and establish "Project Lifestyles" "That shit's funny" "Banter between friends" "Huh... This could be useful."
N@uks.
PS:
I remember now what this post is about
PS2:
I was suppose to tell you guys, I'm leaving the Artic on July 8, 2007
PSONE:
Hmm... Can you guys use a professional looking sign?
Welcome L___ M___
LEJ Way.OUT Ltd.
PS2 Slim:
JPS said he can pick me up also. I guess we can test the whole myth that Toyota and Hondas don't mix. (I still think they'll fight to the death... I've seen lots of Cock Fights)
PS3:
I hope you guys pick me up
LOL!
N@uks!
Was able to talk to J"Accounting Pink"S and buy my $1034.66 First Air One Way Ticket to Calgary.
((Ah First Air: A whole Jet to yourself; I feel like I'm in Counterstrike))Yesterday night was finally a "sleep night." After much deliberation, I realized the North's or the Artic's 24hour daylight is my Kryptonite.
I always thought I was awesome and that nothing could stop me. I was a confident little fuck.
Ofcourse, I learned my lesson when I realized that you could not plan everything in your life.
Such as these little stories:
When I lost a game to some noob.
When I couldn't get my dream job.
When I lost my grandmother.
When I had to stop a fast moving Pallet of Pop from crushing me.
When I couldn't find certain Issues of the Backlash series.
When I couldn't buy everything I wanted.
When I got bad marks because I didn't study.
When I lost files or work because I didn't save or backup my files.
When my wrist got fucked because some Inuk kid kicks my hand to stop me from picking up a quarter from the floor.
When I had to sell all of my furniture after just buying them for my house because I had to move to the Artic.
When Head Office wants you to decrease labour but gives you 400 extra man hours of work per month.
When one of your so called friend doesn't want pick you up @ the airport after spending two years in the Arctic.
Life is like this because majority of the people in the world are directly or indirectly screwing over each other. Be it your boss's secret agenda to milk your very soul. Your so called friends with their investment proposals which will only benefit them. The goverment's mishandling of your tax money. Or some random drunk driver running over your loved ones. Some Health Inspector who abuses their power and closes down your business.
The problem is, we do this to achieve our "High Standard of Living."
((Damn, he got fukked))I should really just not blab on this blog because I think we're all already off topic in our whole LEJ Way.OUT Project Asia.
I propose we sell the Project Asia Trademark and establish "Project Lifestyles" "That shit's funny" "Banter between friends" "Huh... This could be useful."
N@uks.
PS:
I remember now what this post is about
PS2:
I was suppose to tell you guys, I'm leaving the Artic on July 8, 2007
PSONE:
Hmm... Can you guys use a professional looking sign?
Welcome L___ M___
LEJ Way.OUT Ltd.
PS2 Slim:
JPS said he can pick me up also. I guess we can test the whole myth that Toyota and Hondas don't mix. (I still think they'll fight to the death... I've seen lots of Cock Fights)
PS3:
I hope you guys pick me up
LOL!
N@uks!
6.13.2007
FUCK YOU GW+MOAT+24HOURDAYLIGHT!
FUCK YOU
GLOBAL WARMING FOR MELTING MY ICE!!!
FUCK YOU
MOAT FOR SURROUNDING MY HOUSE!!!
FUCK YOU
24HOUR DAYLIGHT FOR GIVING ME ONLY 3-4 HOUR SLEEP!!!
ANYWAYZZZ
FUCK YOU GUYS!!! I'M GOING HOME!!!
PS: See what the all the cultures in the world did to that Polar Bear?
6.12.2007
-=Age of LEJ PwNage=-
Top 5 Reasons LEJ pwns
4. We got the micro, macro & medio skills (Medio -> ability to perform at an intermediate/moderate skill level with minimal effort. We strive for only the best at LEJ)
3. SFC -> Smart, Freaky, Cool (No we can't teach this....you gotta pwn it)
2. Accountin’ Pink, Antenna’s, Sec Button (nuff said)
1. LP, JP…YP?
Here's his cast of characters for Everafter -> best underground online comic
Later-BiZ LP
6.10.2007
-=21st Century Pwn-Age=-
On behalf of all true hardcore pwners... put your hands together and welcome Mr. JT (aka JPS) to the 21 st Century Pwn-age! It's bout' time!!!
Grats on finally watching the best show on the net!Now get out there and start pwning some noobs
-BiZ LP
p.s. Just the other day pwn'ed a level 6 rogue with a Level 4 lock.
p.p.s. when we gonna get some pwnage shirts + mouse pad + hat?
6.09.2007
-=Security Breach: Thief caught on Tape=-
FYI: June 7th, 2007 Security cameras at LEJ headquarters CS captured the following images:
Several witnesses confirm the individual caught on tape is none other than the infamous limited edition (10K world wide) 'smile time' Angel. Among the missing items were packets of pigs blood (whats this doing at LEJ? We get thirsty sometimes u know), throwing knives, a harpoon (armor piercing), several designer button up shirts, gel and a hockey stick.
One of the items left by the thief was a note with early Birthday wishes to a BiZ LP signed PC.
If you see the above individual (not on re-runs) do not approach without adequate ninjitsu training, a stake or some girl named Buffy or some British dude named Wes by your side. Although he is small and made of fluffy stuff he can still kick ass (puppet demons from Smile Time can confirm that this dude kicks some serious puppet a%&).
Later,
-Biz LP
p.s. you like the rec button?
6.08.2007
Tech update: New iPhone is coming out! No announcements for Canada yet.
More info here: http://www.iloungeserver.com/iLounge_TheFreeiPodBook3_p.pdfY21 - Time to upgrade from your Satellite phone
I'm just kidding! Y21, is this how your phone looks like? Post a pic of your phone before you leave the North!Cheers,
JT aka JPS
6.04.2007
Shampoo + Conditioner
SUP!
The title has no meaning what so ever
The last post, was done really really late @ night after working more than 17 hours doing Inventory counts.
In the Artic, your body clock is "Fukked". Since the daylight time here are soo long.
Soo, I'm not gonna edit it.
^_^
What else is there to say? Hmmmm....
I need a new avatar :P
Who's the better gamer?
Captain N or Jeremy aka Teh_pwnerer
VS
N@uks!
The title has no meaning what so ever
The last post, was done really really late @ night after working more than 17 hours doing Inventory counts.
In the Artic, your body clock is "Fukked". Since the daylight time here are soo long.
Soo, I'm not gonna edit it.
^_^
What else is there to say? Hmmmm....
I need a new avatar :P
Who's the better gamer?
Captain N or Jeremy aka Teh_pwnerer
VS
N@uks!
6.03.2007
When all the your qualities start to mesh... Kinda feeels like...
hmmmm...
What's an ez smile
Like when Captain N and Link met.
(What a deadly pair)
Now my brain and skills and talent are united!
Like Voltron
Maybe Oprah might ask me on "How" to get this feeling I'm having
LOL!
Only problem is I can't stand Oprah 90% of the time.
N@uks!
What's an ez smile
Like when Captain N and Link met.
(What a deadly pair)
Now my brain and skills and talent are united!
Like Voltron
Maybe Oprah might ask me on "How" to get this feeling I'm having
LOL!
Only problem is I can't stand Oprah 90% of the time.
N@uks!
CODE NAME y21qSHEIDER
This move is making me feel like being reborn
I feel like yelling "CODE NAME Y21qdfat!"
I know that 3 sword guy!
Zoro from One Piece ^_^
Zoro is a master swordsman, able to use one, two and three swords in varying attack styles, although he is most proficient with his Santōryū (literally: three sword style). Lacking a third hand for a third sword, Zoro holds his third sword in his mouth.
I feel like yelling "CODE NAME Y21qdfat!"
I know that 3 sword guy!
Zoro from One Piece ^_^
Zoro is a master swordsman, able to use one, two and three swords in varying attack styles, although he is most proficient with his Santōryū (literally: three sword style). Lacking a third hand for a third sword, Zoro holds his third sword in his mouth.
6.02.2007
-=Systems Down=-
On Thursday May 31, 2007 at 10:38 am the following message was sent by 21 and filtered by the IT department at LEJ headquarters C.S. division.
Thanks 21. Even Ctrl-Alt-Del didn't fix this. We have to replace our pc's with m.books now.
In unrelated news, though y21 wasn't in C.S. to experience OTAFEST 2007 he did somehow get his name on the registration form. Naruto's crew along with his enemies were all there. Pasty vamp's, Sora, Squall, Cloud, Vincent, big blades, killer plastic guns and some dude with 3 plastic swords strapped to his waist (ya 3 swords. damn he can't even hold em all at the same time!!!) made an appearance at OTA. No fre.ky hot cool though.
Later
-BiZ LP
p.s./FYI -> new comments
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