6.14.2007

BOUGHT A PLANE TICKET & A PEP TALK...

I think that's the only "Title" that's actually related to today's events.
Was able to talk to J"Accounting Pink"S and buy my $1034.66 First Air One Way Ticket to Calgary.


((Ah First Air: A whole Jet to yourself; I feel like I'm in Counterstrike))
SUP?

Yesterday night was finally a "sleep night." After much deliberation, I realized the North's or the Artic's 24hour daylight is my Kryptonite.

I always thought I was awesome and that nothing could stop me. I was a confident little fuck.

Ofcourse, I learned my lesson when I realized that you could not plan everything in your life.
Such as these little stories:
When I lost a game to some noob.
When I couldn't get my dream job.
When I lost my grandmother.
When I had to stop a fast moving Pallet of Pop from crushing me.
When I couldn't find certain Issues of the Backlash series.
When I couldn't buy everything I wanted.
When I got bad marks because I didn't study.
When I lost files or work because I didn't save or backup my files.
When my wrist got fucked because some Inuk kid kicks my hand to stop me from picking up a quarter from the floor.
When I had to sell all of my furniture after just buying them for my house because I had to move to the Artic.
When Head Office wants you to decrease labour but gives you 400 extra man hours of work per month.
When one of your so called friend doesn't want pick you up @ the airport after spending two years in the Arctic.

Life is like this because majority of the people in the world are directly or indirectly screwing over each other. Be it your boss's secret agenda to milk your very soul. Your so called friends with their investment proposals which will only benefit them. The goverment's mishandling of your tax money. Or some random drunk driver running over your loved ones. Some Health Inspector who abuses their power and closes down your business.

The problem is, we do this to achieve our "High Standard of Living."
((Damn, he got fukked))

I should really just not blab on this blog because I think we're all already off topic in our whole LEJ Way.OUT Project Asia.

I propose we sell the Project Asia Trademark and establish "Project Lifestyles" "That shit's funny" "Banter between friends" "Huh... This could be useful."

N@uks.

PS:
I remember now what this post is about

PS2:
I was suppose to tell you guys, I'm leaving the Artic on July 8, 2007

PSONE:
Hmm... Can you guys use a professional looking sign?

Welcome L___ M___
LEJ Way.OUT Ltd.


PS2 Slim:
JPS said he can pick me up also. I guess we can test the whole myth that Toyota and Hondas don't mix. (I still think they'll fight to the death... I've seen lots of Cock Fights)

PS3:
I hope you guys pick me up

LOL!

N@uks!

2 comments:

y21QdF@t said...

I
Should
Plan
My
Post
And
Edit
It
So
There
Will
Be
A
Flow

N@uks!

LP99 said...

"In the game of life no one gets out alive" -Mufasa -> [translated by some random mofo]

-eat
-drink
-laugh
-draw
-read online comics
-watch un-aired kitchen confidential
-chill while you can still do 2 finger push ups